Hungover with a Lampshade • Bethany Price

In a hotel room, I am jolted awake.

No being waits for me in the dark,

nor in the empty bed next to me,

but the color of the air is different.

 

I notice the walls: I am appalled.

They are covered in peeling hair.

 

A sound from my throat is cloyed

when no locks brush my shoulders:

I raise a hand to my head,

 

my scalp is floral.

Wallpaper.

Unoffending and bland.

 

The floor aches with a lusty flesh breath

and my figure doesn't rise or fall.

It’s hard to realize it when I touch

my body, it takes me a few seconds 

to process,

 

as I pick splintered wood 

from my belly.

-Bethany Price, from Terror, V.A.P. 2014

The Look • Heidi Koos

I want a press.

Isn’t that crazy?

I’m going to order it

and watch that dog

    over there-do you

think we matched on

    our way over here?

 

I hope not too much, God

I hate those couples, the

way you know exactly how

they are in bed together,

 

I’ll wear the polo, babe,

and they’ll know I spank

your ass if you keep your

hair down-or am I too sexed?

 

No reading at the table.

Look at me, I’m watching the

dog, I barely know you,

we’ve never done it

-Heidi Koos, from Parallelograms, V.A.P. 2014.